I’m not even going to write anything about this. Qplaze speak for themselves:
Wars are never forgotten. They leave scars on the earth and in human memory - scars that are impossible to erase. Sooner or later they show through - through the frightful findings in the ruins of the ancient cities, dusty folders in the archives, nightmares of the whole generations. In retrospect we see: the whole history of mankind is a history of wars. Spears changes into missiles, and swords into automatic rifles, but over a period of thousands of years the main remained the same - the essence of the war.
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I absolutely LOVE getting these press releases. They are the most ostentatious pieces of quality literature I’ve ever read. I tried to get the Qplaze on a conference call but they’re a little shy due to the language barrier. I’m going to persist because I imagine talking to them much like talking to King Aragon of Lord of the Rings.
Qplaze has the most amazing press releases in this industry. A combination of a language barrier and highbrow writing that makes for the most engaging literature. This press release, is about their latest game “Guns, Wheels and Madheads 2″.
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