Getting laid using your mobile phone is so 2010.
If you’re a QuicklyBored reader, you’re probably well-educated on how to use your mobile device to its fullest capabilities. You can watch movies, listen to music and pimp it out with a cool new skin. So why aren’t you using it to meet really hot girls? Well QuicklyBored is all about being innovative so I, Kyle McInnes, am going to use my mobile device for finding girls.
The first thing you need to do is to log on to a mobile social networking site such as TapaTap or Mocospace.
Now it’s time to start searching for hotties. Use the search fields to arrange users by sex, age and if possible “most viewed”.
Trolling for hotties on MocoSpace
Trolling for hotties on Tapatap
The internet, being a skeezy place, will clearly display all the half naked beautiful women whose profiles get viewed about a million times.
Typical girl you’ll come across. Not bad.
Add every single girl. Space the adds out over the course of a couple weeks so your account doesn’t get killed.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Watch out for jailbait. 15 year old girls covered in soap suds are not cool and distract you with weird thoughts of how you would better raise your children.
15 years old and covered in soap suds. “Not my daughter.”
By now your profile should be filled with nothing but the hottest chicks on the internet, and what’s best, is you’ve already got their numbers!
It’s pretty ballsy to put your number on the net.
My inbox started filling up faster than I could delete the emails. So many girls!
Continue just adding hotties and messaging every single girl. Remember, we’re spamming for chicks so just play the numbers. I mean, people are clearly dumb enough to buy Viagra through email so you’re bound to land someone.
Girls are so wild on mobile sites!
Eventually, you’ll get a response and from there, it’s all about THE BIG LIE. It’s an easy lie to memorize: you’re really important with many leather-bound books, you got rich doing technical stuff that’s boring to talk about and she wouldn’t understand.
“My success is so boring…Let’s talk about you.”
Keep up this facade and 1 out of 20 girls will respond positively. Just keep playing the numbers. Eventually statistics will give you the infinite monkey rule and you’ll land a meeting.
Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Stay tuned on QuicklyBored as I keep you updated on my progress through this perfect plan of mine.
Current hotties: 10 and growing!
Stay tuned and watch the plot unfold!
UPDATE
I just broke the 50 girl benchmark.
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