When we first posted about Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest, it was from E3 where we were shocked to see her blatantly calling the game “Diamond Quest” when it was clearly called Jewel Jam. The signs behind her all said Paris Hilton�s Jewel Jam and all advertising leading up to the game�s launch said the same thing.
Well the joke is on us. Rather than insult the ultimate bimbo, they just renamed the game.
So before playing this game, I was convinced it was going to be a giant piece of suck. But to my surprise, this game ruled!
At first it seems to be a standard puzzle game such as Jewel Quest or Kaglom, but it’s more like all of them in one. You can play a Jewel Quest type of game as well as a Memory gametype.
There is also gratuitous cleavage shots of Paris Hilton which made me feel like a total degenerate for loving.
There is at least 10 different modes that you can unlock as you progress through the game. Some are short 30 seconds games and others are 10 minute jewel adventures.
As you go through the game you collect exclusive photos of both Paris and her mutt Tinkerbelle.
You start the game in New York and you go to all the major cities around the world collecting diamonds to fee Paris� gluttonous consumption. Whenever you finish a puzzle you get some encouraging words from the blonde such as: �You�re a total Einstein baby! Smarts are hot.� This was exactly the motivation I needed to finish the game.
So if you�re looking for a good puzzle game, don�t shy away from Diamond Quest just because you hate Paris Hilton with the fire of a thousand suns. Just go buy it and don�t tell anyone about this guilty pleasure.
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