The First Great BlackBerry Game?
Something has happened at QuicklyBored headquarters: an unstoppable force has overcome us. In preparation for the coming mass hysteria sure to overtake the BlackBerry faithful, we have compiled a list of rules necessary for surviving that which is KaGlom. Be brave. Remember: we’re all in this together.
Rule 1: Do NOT Talk About The Glom
Do not share your love of KaGlom with people who do not own BlackBerries. Your euphoric ramblings about explosive chains and late night marathon sessions will invariably lead them to want to see the game. They will take your BlackBerry and begin to play the game. You will turn your back. You will never see them or your BlackBerry again.
Rule 2: Talk About The Glom
Among fellow CrackBerry addicts, form a weekly club dedicated to KaGlom discussion. Learn to express your emotions and bond over high scores and shared techniques. Describe particularly explosive moments worthy of note, but refrain from the use of wild hand gestures and erratic speech. Do not be afraid to admit to your compatriots that you have a problem: they already know.
Rule 3: This Is NOT Tetris
KaGlom is not about the boring elimination of shapes through the orderly creation of ‘lines’. It’s about chaotic glee in the hands of conscious entropy. You need to get dirty and live dangerously. Stack your blocks and gloms with a Zen-like detachment until your inner force explodes in a mash-up of colors and high scores. Remember: only the dancing fox will find his prey under the pale moon. Or something.
Rule 4: Embrace Diversity
You will quickly find that there are as many ways to play KaGlom as there are to make sweet love to a fine woman. Everybody has their own preference - and that’s cool - but the enlightened KaGlom player is willing to mix it up a little. Don’t be afraid to experiment. In need of a quickie? Try the 5 minute Time-Attack mode while waiting for the bus. Looking for something a little more intimate? Snuggle up with your girlfriend and use your combined Voltron powers to work through KaGlom’s brain-crushing Puzzle mode. Which reminds me…
Rule 5: Protect The Glom
Never, I repeat, NEVER give KaGlom to your girlfriend/spouse/fellow adulterer without your direct supervision of their play. At best, it will end in drained batteries and heartbreak. See rule 1.
Rule 6: The Glom Has Already Won
Accept. Embrace. Resistance is futile.
*This game was reviewed on a BlackBerry 7100.
*To purchase this game, go here.
Related posts:
0 Responses to “KaGlom Reviewed”