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While the mobile games industry is still striving towards respectability, it is certainly having no problems getting weirder and weirder. 1up is reporting that developer Mobliss will soon be releasing Brady Bunch Kung Fu for cell phones.

…Seriously, I’m not making this up. What is inevitably a sign of the coming apocalypse features Peter Brady wearing a Game of Death jumpsuit as he faces meat-wielding butchers and football-obsessed daughters. Yes, that Game of Death jumpsuit. Expect a full review from us as soon as we can get our hands on the game, but only if we can pull ourselves away from that Ministry of Sound Ibiza game that we’ve been playing nonstop for weeks.

I mean, just look at her. Who green lighted this? Are they responsible for other people’s jobs? Do they have children? How has evolution not taken care of this already? So many questions…